Arcane Scars

Fucking keep your hand off me keep

So we head to the keep. top bridge is crap so we head back down to the lower bridge. So the rest of the party wanders across the bridge, I stand back and watch to see if they get pelted with arrows, cause I be smart. Hey what you know, archers above em. Ass-hat blasts the upper bridge and collapses it, killing the archers. Now that the archers are down I decide that it’s now safe to come across, my minions are certified bad asses. We try to question a guy and find out he’s a member of the inquisition, who were supposed to be disbanded/killed, whatever. We head into the keep, bunch of hallways. Hey look it’s a big skeleton, and it whacks the hell out of our dwarf. And the half-orc is running like a little halfling girl after a corndog. I blow his ass up, teach the fucker to mess with me, damn skeletons. Then the bastard disappeared, his fear of me is such that he had to leave the mortal plane. Now instead of leaving the foolish dwarf want to look for people.

We find a bear sleeping in the corner so he dwarf kills a sleeping defenseless woodland creature of the forest in cold blood. What a mean ass bastard. Wait, WHAT THE FUCK!!, Ass-Hat starts talking to the dwarf, and then the dwarf starts just poking the damn thing. The orc makes a wild swing like a damn top, and misses. Wakes it up and now we’re talking to the damn thing. Now as we leave the damn thing be, the orc goes nuts and attacks the damn thing. I’m confused as fuck, are we killing shit, not killing shit. And I just gave the bastard like 5 copper. And he runs away, so he takes my money then we attack it and it runs away with my money. What the hell, someone owes me 5 copper.

We go upstairs to the roof. we check out the curch and see some stuff.

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